"Oh, yes; it is the glorious Fourth of July. It is a great day. It is a good day. God bless it. God bless you all.
- John Adams, 2nd President of the United States
He wants his hair back.
Somewhere in Australia, Hugh Jackman's lawyers are drafting a suit. I HAD THE LOOK FIRST!
Happy Independence Day, America. Here's to 234 more years.
Be safe, have fun, exercise your rights. I know I did. Videos of exploding wheelbarrows and cardboard boxes to follow.